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Amid heartbreaking visuals of devastating floods in Punjab, one Swiggy delivery man has managed to bring a dash of unintentional comedy and the internet can’t get enough of it. Dressed in his signature orange T-shirt, the man tried to explain the catastrophe in what netizens are calling 'the most chaotic Desi English ever spoken.'
In his attempt to mix geography, politics, and…well, sheer imagination, he began: “Flood is the Himalaya parvat is a very rainfall and this is the China, this is the World War and you have Narendra Modi, what is this? Japan, Rus and Russia. Do you understand?”
If that wasn’t enough, when asked if the floods were man-made, he dropped a line that is now internet folklore: “You have been underestimated by the intercourse? No.”
The man didn’t stop there. Talking about water levels, he confidently declared: “Water level is the minus 50 and cubic centimeter, 1 lakh cubic, three to the power two.” In another gem, he added: “This is my father’s, well, Two rupees mazduri.”
Within hours, the clip went viral on X, sparking a flood (pun intended) of memes. One user joked, “He spoke every English word he had learned in these 2 minutes.”
Another quipped, “Tell me a better line than ‘underestimate the intercourse’ and I’ll delete this app.”
While Punjab continues to reel from its worst floods since 1988, the Swiggy man has unknowingly delivered a viral moment and a reason for millions to laugh through the chaos.